I have a lot to tell you. Man, my brain is so
full of words it craves to drill into your head -
and that's great, for in that head o'yours,
there's LOTS of space with such a tiny brain...
1. A good attorney would NOT talk in a way
people know who the plaintive is. A good
attorney attaches high priority in keeping their
clients unnoticed. You could have just
anonymously posted: "Animechaos is closed due to
dubious activities".
2. A good attorney would not call people names.
And you do so in almost every post. Bastard,
idiot,... May I call you names, too? Pretty
please? Calling names isn't a bad thing if an
attorney does so, right? Okay, here goes:
ASSHOLE! (I know worse, but umm...)
By the way, insults are a crime, too. You could
sue me, just like Nick could sue you, for
calling names. Didn't you, a great attorney,
know?
3. You're being ridiculous with your "glorious
day" talk. Because, for most collectors here, it
is NOT a glorious day. Nick made a mistake,
whether on purpose or not, with ONE person. And
to get that one person a warm fuzzy feeling, a
whole LOT of people suffer the consequences?
EXCUSE ME, but "One for all and all for one" is
idealistic SHIT the world will never be able to
live by. Most people here enjoyed Animechaos,
plus, you made sure the plaintive won't dare
setting foot here again because who do you think
will be taking a lot of blame here?
4. Your name, sir, suggests a very pompous
patriot, and doesn't make a good impression.
Pompous patriots often turn into dictators and
that's not what an attorney should... ummm,
wait, your way of talking is very...
dictatoresque? "Everybody, hear hear, I saved
the world by f*cking up a little cel dealer!"
5. Since you're not very concerned about
privacy, go on and tell us, with proof, what
other dirt Animechaos has under their carpet. I
dare ya! Did they ride over red lights? Did
their dog bite someone? Was Nick crossdressing
in public?
6. Since you're so hysterically eager to defend
justice and law, tell me: have you never broken
any law in any manner? You know, laws can be
violated unintentionally. I broke the law by
keeping more pets than is legal, but I didn't
know and just loved my little critters, still
the cops were on my ass. You sure you didn't
ever EVER commit a sin or crime, even without
knowing? If you did something illegal without
meaning to do so, would you gladly accept being
completely RUINED as a consequence..? Are you
completely free of sin, never displeased anyone?
WOW, you're HOLY! Yeah, holy crap...
Come on, arrest me! GO ON, save the world and
defend justice! I had too many animals! I kept
something I found instead of giving it back! I
overcharged someone with my roughly estimated
shipping fees! I beat up a few people just
because they were making faces! I wrote Bush an
email saying he should stick his head up his
ass! I stole a sticker in a shop when I was 9! I
didn't buy a train ticket many times! I buy
bootleg DVDs! I befriended a criminal instead of
turning him in! Although required, I didn't
microchip my cats! I'm a member of a radical
animal rights group! I'm such a bad person, I
should sit on the electric chair, don't you
think? OH! GOD! FORGIVE ME! I SINNED! OH! OH!
Go on, ruin me! I'm just a puny little European,
so what are you waiting for? Show to the world
the meaning of that nickname of yours!
Heh - you truly suck. You do know why there're
more attorney jokes than thief jokes..? You see,
a thief may take things away, a fraud my cheat
every once in a while. But their human qualities
don't usually suffer from that. However, an
attorny running around ruining people for
ridiculous things, often cools out on a
human/social level... you noticed, haven't you? -
unless you're a complete dumbass - NOBODY is
thanking you here. Everybody, or almost
everybody, on this board, thinks you're an a-
hole. Ok, they may think the same about me, but
at least *I* didn't spoil their hobby and a
guy's business by what I did.
I guess you posted this bulk of garbage so
people admire you? Did you lack that from your
parents? As you see, people "admire" you like I
admire the lump of cat shit in the corner over
there.
Oops, sorry, did I spoil your day?
Anna
Oh man, being straight forward once in a while
feels GOOD... |