Did they not expect you to write using correct 
grammar and with complete sentences?  They did 
when I was in law school...

There's also this odd little tradition in which 
the client of an attorney (or a doctor, or 
whatever) has the right to expect that his or 
her transactions and affairs are kept private.  
I hope the person we can all identify by going 
back a week or two in the archives is aware that 
you are sharing this with all of us.


Maybe the J.D. came from Big Lots or something, 
who knows...