Those wiser than I call me stupid, 
Those kinder than I find me putrid, 
But please understand,
With just few neurons in hand,
My stories need to be lurid. 

After careful Dilbertization, 
After Washu's quantification, 
I have decided I was wrong, 
And will sing a new song,
Admitting my own exaggeration.  

For anyone who doubts this is my word, 
And still thinks I'm a complete... Urd,
Ask Belldandy, Spike, or Lafiel,
Or anyone who knows what is real. 
They'll say I totally concur. 

There may be more posts in my name,
Some may wish to partake of my fame, 
But do not have a doubt,
Ignore posts from those louts,
For here I admit my true shame.