Okay, okay, not really.  But that's how I often 
described myself when first out of college. ;-)

I'm actually one step below both.  I'm primarily a 
waiter (have been for many years), and I've 
recently been a zookeeper as well.

(animal pics to be found at above link)

I have a BS in Forest Resources and Conservation, 
with a major in Wildlife Ecology, a minor in 
Zoology, and a specialty in Animal Behavior.  And 
I wait tables.   LOL!!!  Ya just can't beat the 
money.  *sigh*

I'm really just biding my time for some rich, 
UPPER-middle-management cel-collecting woman to 
sweep me off my feet and make me a 
house-husband.......

JP