**stands up proudly and pokes her chest**
Im a router.
*can hear crickets chirping in the dead silence**
  
Lets see if I can explain this better, three and 
a half years of a four year college.  One and a 
half year of art college, 7 years of study in 
spanish, 2.5 years of self-study in Japanese..
Ive majored in english and 
philosophy...art,spanish and illustration..Ive 
worked in retail for so long  to pay for college
(Before this job) that I basically HATE 
customers.

I try to submit short stories when Im not 
goofing off and I have the attention span of a 
gnat. If you guessed that "router means an over- 
educated loser" Youd be right..

Though the actual job description for how I 
shake my cel-money maker is:
 I path the routes that delivery trucks take for 
home deliveries, over a computer system and get 
yelled at by managers all day..and at night 
before I go home I have the added bonuses of: 
data entry, filing and report making. FUNSVILLE.

**crickets*

heheh

pale