First off...HUG.

Second, what the Tyrant would do:

Offer the cel you have up for trades and just 
stop any dealings with the cel dealer. Cut your 
losses at this point and get back your sanity by 
not having to deal with waiting for e-mails to 
be returned, ect. Getting rid of the 'evil wrong 
cel' will help erase it from your mind.

When you trade it, get something frivolous, 
goofy and fun from the trade and flip off the 
website for giggles, then, I promise, you'll 
feel a lot more like yourself again. :)

HUG