Heh, here goes some mad wisdom.....

[BEGIN OF MAD WISDOM]

1-Cel bags?
- uh? who wants a bag?, what i need is some good 
superglue so i can put the damned piece of 
plastic on the wall and prevent it to go down.

2-Staples?
-Ooooooh, what a great idea, didn't think about 
it. If the superglue is not enough definately i 
will use tons of staples to fix the piece of 
plastic to the wall.

3-Dirt, dust, cleaning?
-uh? huh? The damned piece of plastic requires 
some "natural" enhancement so it blends perfectly 
with the wall and the other pieces of plastic on 
it....

4-Scanning?
-Sure, my wall has a security system working 
permanently. It scans the "movements" of all the 
pieces of plastic on it and it anyone dares to 
move an inch the punishment is 1 hour of hair 
dryer treatment or 2 hours of freezer treatment. 
Continous violations of the rules are punished 
with the "scissors method" (see below)

5-Drawings? Backgrounds?
-Sure sure, they receive the same treatment as 
the piece of plastic, but before that i let my 
little daughter do some "coloring" treatment on 
them... they look so poor.... so black and 
white!... the minimum i can do for them is give 
them a proper coloring treatment and my little 
daughter is perfect for that, nothing better than 
a 3 year old girl to do the job.... a 
masterpiece....

6-Stuck?
-The pieces of plastic and the drawings are not 
allowed to live together. If after 2 warnings 
they don't agree to separate peacefully then my 
little daughter will use the "scissors mutilating 
method" to convince them to take their own 
paths.... (ussually only one of them survives 
this method... and sometimes none of them!, 
pieces of plastic are sometimes very stubborn). 
Relationships between 2 or more pieces of plastic 
are not allowed either. The punishment is even 
harder than the scissors method, i call it 
the "ultimate microwave method", definately it's 
very ultimate and effective as noone survives it. 
I use it as example for the other pieces of 
plastic, heh.

[END OF MAD WISDOM]

aaaah, sorry people but i had to let go out some 
stress ^__^ :P

In some way these tips can help you when you want 
to torture one of your friends or colleagues cel 
collectors ^__^