A show me involves CELS.  If someone says 'my cat 
has diarrhea, show me incontinent cels they are 
making their cat's discomfort on topic by asking 
people to show them CELS.  You just 
said: 'hey,look at ME!'.  

And I think that, through your exhibitionism, you 
have proved that male nudes are NOT more 
offensive than female ones.

And now the show me.  Show me Cels of total jerks 
because if we're going to keep giving them 
attention there should be more than one.