'xcept this pic, I'm not going more off-topic 
than anyone else. I thought YOU knew better than 
lying (lying: saying something which is not true. 
Your playground/attention phrase is not true). 
Am I doing more OT than people asking for comfort 
about their pets (OH my cat has a diarrhea, SHOW 
ME!), cars breaking down, brithdays and other 
indeed equally personal off-topic matters..? Not 
really. Even MUCH less.
But I guess it's only me whose OTs are wrong, 
ne? ;)