"By the way, I think you need a new name: Lynxa 
the Mallet.  *grin*  Defender of justice!"

Weeeeeell I try to avoid any pretentious titles 
if i can help it but I might try it out :P  It 
would make an interesting adendum to my business 
cards when I graduate law school.

Lynxa The Mallet ESQ.
Defender of Justice But Not the Stupid

He he he!
Now I need some mallet cels *rubs hands together 
and cackles evilly*