Pickpockets tried
They almost died
Police is oh so stupicious:
Thinking "killing thieves" is vicious.
Interviewed self-defending me
Is that what's call'ed justicy?
Why not erase the dumb and stealing,
Kill the pickpocke, slam'em @ the ceiling?
Beat up thieves all age and gender
Put them into a frog bender.
Why is justice oh so narrow-minded,
Stupid, lazy, thick and blinded?
Can't they see that violence at times
Is useful to ring justice chimes?
Justice is not what is written,
But is "Hurt me and be bitten!"
My pocket's content's mine alone,
What lays around ain't set in stone.
That said, thieves, come here and try,
I'll f*ck you up, you will so die!

©2003 Anna Matheis/Ore-sama

(ok... I know... I am NOT a born poet. Lemme 
practice, ok?)
Just having fun...