*holds up a fat contractor paycheck and a stack of
company t-shirts*

If you want evil which actually pays well, has
great working conditions, and offers far better
benefits than the standard "eventually be betrayed
and sent to hell" option package that I understand
the lord of evil provides, Microsoft is definitely
the way to go.

'Sides, I think MS has a lot more market share
these days.

*innocent, yet toothy, grin*