Translation: I’m a 21 year old guy that works, 
maintains, and load bombs and missiles on the AV-
8B Harrier (the aircraft in “True Lies”). *evil 
grin* And I get to take HUMVEEs for a spin from 
time to time. I have a pretty good time overall. 
Most of the people think I’m nuts with the whole 
cel thing, but I really don’t care (there’re 
the ones missing out.) And in an indirect way, 
the US taxpayers pay for all of my cels.