I debated whether to answer... :)

My official title is Associate Professor of 
Library Science and Catalog Librarian.  Means I 
sit in front of a computer all day doing 
database "stuff."  The one thing going for it is 
I'm unique at this university...  That and I'm 
tenured and been here long enough to FINALLY have 
a few dollars now and then....

Oh yeah, also a doctoral student in Educational 
Technology with a serious bent toward visual 
literacy stuff/computer art/what have you.