Break the glass window in the front door as gently
as you can.  Reach in and unlock the deadbolt from
inside.  Turn left and go down a short hall to the
basement stairs.  Open the door slowly (it creaks,
and you might wake up the Rottweiler who sleeps in
the laundry next door).  Go down the stairs.  You
will find a cabinet freezer just to the right of
the stairs, and next to it a gray metal cabinet.  

Don't try to turn the handle (that sets off an
alarm that will wake the Rottweiler) but instead
stand on the wooden square on the floor that looks
like a trap door.  (It's not ... it's just for
nice.)  Reach up for the nylon rope and give it a
sharp pull, just once.  The metal cabinet's doors
will slowly open and metal shelves will slowly
slide out, with all my wishlist cels neatly
displayed on top.  

If the doors don't open at once, try tugging on
the nylon rope more firmly, while jumping up and
down on the wooden square in the floor.  As a last
resort, shout this magic cabinet-door-opening
phrase as loud as you can: WAKE UP, SADDAM, YA
DUMB POOCH!!!

Hope this answers your question.