I've probably told you all this story before but 
it started with:  
"Watched any anime yet?" (Me: "what's anime?")
and progressed to "I bought a cel!" (Me: "What's 
a cel?")
followed not too much later by my asking "Ok, 
where do I find such things?" (Goof-Sama: "On 
EBay.")
Me:  "What's eBay?"

My education was sadly lacking. Unfortunately, he 
created a monster.  To paraphrase Cindy's cel 
site intro, soon you're thinking $200 isn't a bad 
price for the next one....

*points accusingly at Kymaera*