In an unusual non-departure from everything else 
clannish that I've ever come across in my life, 
I'm not one of the "in" crowd either.

I figure it's because I'm a crotchedy old lady 
with serious halitosis.  Or something :-)  Or 
because I hog as many cels of one character as I 
can get my hands on.  Dunno :)

It's ok, though, because I'm in higher ed.  We 
don't get paid much...who knows if I could even 
afford to buy anything from said Pocket except 
maybe the lint.