have i ever mentioned im really bad at poetry?  
if not, this should confirm my above statement. 
XD

#1. title: ode to the scanner

-scanner crashed! ack! eek!
-my cel is NOT that color.
-freakin' piece of junk

*hits gong... 
bows*

#2. title: I like pretzels

-late night shop update
-must have freakish cel R1
-crap! already sold

*hits gong... 
bows*

#3. ode to the scary kamui cel at Usagi's House

-look at the X cels
-freaky cel of kamui
-he looks like this <>_<>

(does <>_<> count as a word?) XD  If not insert 
this line instead: "his face looks like this 
<>_<>"

That's all i can come up with in five minutes. 
XD enjoy!

~yaten