It's evilminion's fault that I respond so well to 
nekkid vinyl paint....

(you have to pronounce IPMO as a two-syllable 
word in the following, instead of as letters.  
Geez.  A haiku cheatsheet!)

No change to do wash.
Freaking store brands don't taste bad.
IP-MO glows like autumn.

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Spike - paint, ink, plastic -
Ouside, autumn leaves blaze bright.
Sad, he looks so freaked.

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No freakin' desk space.
Cell books fill all the file racks.
Must work - ooh, pretty....