Okay, that's it.  I've had a long week, a VERY 
long week, and I'm treating myself to a few 
giggles.  I would like to propose Evilminion's 
Second Annual Bad Haiku Contest -- a celebration 
of turning Japanese classical poetry into 
painful fannish doggerel.  *grin*

The winner will receive this cel of a VERY 
embarrassed Kazuki from Dual, complete 
with blush, as he wakes up next to a nekkid 
Mitsuki Rara.



You want?  Then here are the rules:

1) All entries must be in English, or a 
combination of English and commonly overused 
Japanese words, and must conform to the standard 
syllabic structure of haiku (which is to say, 
three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables 
respectively).

2) All entries must have something to do with 
either anime or cels.

3) You may enter as many times as you like, but 
each haiku must be different -- this is not a 
random drawing, but a challenge of talent (or 
the flagrant lack thereof... *grin*).

4) Entries may be either posted as followups to 
this thread, or emailed to me at the address 
above, by Sunday night at 11:59PM PST.

5) Finally, in honor of my week so far, all 
entries must contain the word "freak", or some 
conjugation thereof, as that's basically what 
I've been dealing with since Monday morning.

Ready... set......... write!  ^_^