Since you mentioned pigs.. did you hear the one 
about the piggies?! OMG.. get this..

1 little piggie went to the market, and then one 
little piggie went home. THEN 1 little piggie had 
a carrot - but another little piggie had none. 
And the last piggie went "wee wee wee wee wee" 
all the way home! Fking incredible. I can't 
believe it myself. I mean - 2 piggies had to go 
home - TWO. I swear it's an urban legend.. but my 
friends tell me it's true.

Sarcastically Yours
                ~~~Tara ^_^