... found that her house was on fire but couldn't 
figure out how to report it because she'd been 
told to dial "nine-eleven" in case of an 
emergency and couldn't find the "eleven" button 
on her phone keyboard.  That's why they always 
refer to it as "nine-one-one" these days.

Not a dumb blonde cel, however, but certainly the 
way my laptop makes me feel most of the 
time: