*shows off an entire BUCKET of chibi ninjas, and
laughs that gloating, eeeeeeeevil laugh which
characterizes her persona*
For months now, I've been sending my tiny ninja
horde out to whisper subliminal threats in the
ears of fellow cel collectors, hinting that if
they do not retire and sell their best Slayers,
Gawl, Outlaw Star, Gundam, Lost Universe,
Rayearth and other cool cels to me, terrible
(but frighteningly unspecified) things would
happen to them.
In the few cases where my targets have resisted,
I've stacked up huge piles of chibi ninjas,
dressed the stacks up as scary Japanese spirits,
and sent 'em tottering off in the middle of the
night to haunt the poor bastards who didn't cave
to mere threats.
Now it seems that only a few of you are left.
Fear, mortals, for the chibi ninja horde has been
well-fed on a whole box of Ding Dongs and will be
setting forth again tonight on yet another cunning
scheme of cel conquest!!!
*resumes megalomaniacal laughter*
(And yes, I AM working on clearing out my email
box right now -- that's why I'm online. Honest.) |