There's Fred Lo ;-)  Unfortunately...

it sucks being a recent College grad, there's no 
jobs for me in my field.  =(  **SOB**  and of 
course no job = no $$$$.  WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

**sings to self in the tune of "if I only had a 
brain" - "If I only had a JOB"**  LOL

if only...  
hahahahaha

I'll find something sooner or later, b/c 
somewhere, some newspaper needs a photographer.  
=D