KISS me!

Actually the HOEEEEEE! cel I just showed came in 
such a package, battered, bashed, even popped 
open at the seams, with this cel and two others I 
really wanted rattling around loose inside.  None 
were visibly damaged.  (The seller was quite 
respectable, but as I wear a beard and vote 
Democratic whenever I have a chance, I suspect 
Ashcroft's boys check my international mail 
pretty thoroughly for weapons of mass 
destruction.)

But you wanted a near-miss?  Got that, too.  
(This is one of those bizarre cels that would 
only show up in my cel gallery.)