Shell, PLEASE do not believe this man.  I swear to
you, he is blatantly fabricating every last bit of
this allegation.

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Honest.

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All of it.  Really.

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...okay, EXCEPT for the muttering about shirtless
Zaha bit.  That, um, is pretty much true.

You wouldn't happen to have seen one, would you?

If you do see one, you WILL tell me, right?

Right?

*wanders off, muttering to herself...*