(*reads instruction booklet on her new toy*)

"...The Magical Anti-Direct Email Marketing 
Cannon (tm) has a newly added auto-targeting 
feature. When enabled, this feature allows shots 
from your Anti-Direct Email Marketing Cannon (tm) 
to fly past all whose computers and servers are 
unknowingly being used for spam, thus allowing a 
maximum of direct hits on spammers themselves."

(*finds switch and turns it on*)  ^_____^

Many Sharp Smiles,
--Drac