I don't know anything more about the actual state 
of Pocket than anyone else does.

I am not one of the infamous "Pocket Insiders" on 
thos forum who refuse to share any useful 
information , so I was just making a little joke, 
playing off of the conspiracy theories and 
paranoia that result from Pocket's bizzare and 
unique business practices.

I was kidding!  I was trying to go "funny ha-ha".

It appears that my joke may have been too 
abstract, and some folks thought I was serious 
and so got upset.

Gomen, and sorry, and I grovel for my heavy-
handedness.  I'll try to use a lighter touch in 
the future!