Where am I going to find a keg and a Kobe steer 
this close to Christmas?!?

*Sigh*  Now what am I going to do with this dang 
goat?

"P"  EEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Is there a secret 
handshake too?  How stringent is their selection 
process?  Do they have to have a look at your 
bank account balance before you are allowed the 
honor of the option to buy their cels? THIS IS 
SO FUNNY!!!!!

*rolls around on the floor in a state of near 
hysteria*