Re: But I sacrificed a goat and everything! (Thu Dec 18 21:04:57 2003
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eridanus [View profile
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Goats are too last-year. You have to sacrifice a
beer-fed Kobe cow and gift-wrap the resultant
steaks, etc., and ship them to the last-known
mailing address of the company, which is being
maintained as a warehouse for just such
contingencies.