I really got a problem. Sold a cel 1 month ago, 
pardon, the cel was PAID a month ago and way 
beyond deadline, and I shipped the cel approx. a 
week after I (finally) received the payment from 
the buyer who, at that time already, showed signs 
of a rather impatient nature (and does it hurt to 
ask for insurance..?). So now I get a rude email 
threatening to complain about felony and crap.
I already got complained about at eBay by this 
kind of impatient ppl who don't understand that 
there is no overnight shipping from one continent 
to the fornicatin' other. 'specially not when the 
merchandise is on its way already ¬_¬
I hate it...

Here's it:
"Ok....I will not wait to take action any longer. 
I do not have my cel yet, and I have given your 
far to much time to get it to me. Now....you can 
either overnight my cel or send money by 
tomorrow...or I will contact ebay. I hope you 
realize that me paying you.....and you not 
sending the merchandise is a felony. I haven't 
left negative feedback yet.....I am giving you 
time to clear yourself. I want one or the other 
by wednesday!!! My paypal name is: 
Brandy@lockedinlove.com......you can send me 
payment to that by wednesday...or you can 
overnight the cel. The total was $195.00!!!
Brandy
P.S. This is not very professional just so you 
know....I know this was for your friends cel, but 
you get to be the one that gets in trouble and 
not him/her. I suggest you never do it again with 
friends...cause it's not working out great. 
Also...if you were me and a month went by without 
your item...you would be pissed to!!! :$"

What do you suggest? 
Anna