They're making a live action ninja scroll?  Oh 
man... I have to get in on that.  I've 
traumatized so many people with Ninja scroll 
(I.E. "did that snake... um... did that snake 
just come out of her...") I would almost prefer 
if it was a crappy adaptation just so I could 
laugh.  

But frankly, I'm not surprised.  Hollywood hasn't 
made an original movie in... A long time.  I 
think they really have just run out of ideas...or 
decent creative talent.