WHO THE BLOODY HELL DO I HAVE TO *
%$# THESE DAYS TO GET ONE @#$%ING 
TV NURIKO CEL?????!!!!  

I AM GETTING THAT DESPERATE!!! 
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME BEFORE I GO 
INSANE AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND NEVER 
COLLECT CELS AGAIN. (hmm... there's an 
idea...)

KAY THX BYE!!!!!

*runs away sobbing into the night*

- Riven

p.s. - Yes, I have been taking my medication.