Cats like you who are allowed to roam in the wild 
and attack baby birds deserve all the harassment 
they get.  Not to mention that cels ought to be 
being collected by humans, not lower 
species like cats and dogs.  eBay is bestial 
enough most times not to be competing against 
inhuman bidders.

OK, though ... Akane is a little more than a baby 
and Kero-chan is not quite a bird.  But still ... 
but still ...