> do I post my pets' health issues here all 
> the time? Nope, not me.

Typical.  If you can't justify your own actions, 
you try to push blame off on others for something 
that hasn't even happened for many months.  
Besides, Seaira and Schmecky are nice people, and 
we can sympathize with them.  They don't complain 
about every little thing in their lives.

> I don't even post enough to break any rules.

You could have fooled me.  Everywhere I look in 
here, there's your name.  You post your feeble me-
too responses to threads that don't need it, like 
a self-obsessed child crashing her parent's party 
in a desperate bid for attention.

> I even have a real name!

Then why not use it, instead of using such 
ridiculous personal labels.  Here's a hint: in 
Japanese, words like -sama and -chan are titles, 
used by other people when talking about 
somebody.  Calling yourself -sama is arrogant, 
and implies that you're better than everyone else 
here.  That's pretty rude.