You know... $18,000 isn't all that bad.  I think 
I was closer to $50K after 4 years of college and 
that was (mumbles a very large number behind her 
sleeve) years ago.  I sure couldn't have been 
buying cels then, though!  (Note to self: 
colleges that cost three times what the average 
college costs had better by god be worth that 
much!)

I am pretty sure this has been my most expensive 
one to date but it was only around $200 total...