No text.

Maybe a bit of electronic interference that LOOKS
like text, but I assure you that there is no text
in this message whatsoever.

Not so much as a vowel.

Nope, text is nowhere to be found in here.  So
stop looking.

Surely you have better things to do than stare at
an empty page?  Don't you have binders to sort or
something?  C'mon, cut it out, you're making me
nervous.

Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's not polite
to stare?  There's NO DAMN TEXT HERE, I tell you!
 None!  Go away!!

Mommy!!