I'm feeling much better now...just came back form 
buying new fire extinguishers (safety tip: 
replace your fire extinguishers every year, as 
the chemicals spoil...at least, that's what te 
firemen said) and a new microwave (fun fact: 
microwaves melt o.O); now I gotta go finish 
cleaning soot. Wheeee!

-Misha

P.S - Sure, Evil, I can torch your kitchen.All I 
need is a frying pan and some tater tots (yes, I 
fry my tater tots...they're better that way! 
Although ,after this I don't think I'll fry 
anything ever again o.O). Egads, I was just 
trying to make breakfast! If only kitchen fires 
were cute hijinks, like in Fruits Basket...

P.P.S - The most ironic part? The tater tots came 
out without a scratch.