That's awful!!  Of course, considering what my own
kitchen looks like right now...

Hmmmmmmm... want to burn mine down next?  *grin* 
It'd save me from doing one heck of a lot of dishes.

Okay, okay, happy happy happy, eh?  I'd say the
cel of Ferio that I nabbed on RAXA yesterday fits
the bill 100%.  Hope he cheers you up!