that although I did not bring him into this 
world, I am certainly capable of taking him out 
of it... 

He is painting me as a controlling, alcoholic, 
Lupin-freak and all I have to say to that is, 

"So what...we all have to have our hobbies!!!"

*smile*

He also forgets that in San Antonio, red blazers 
and mutton chop sideburns are not as unusual as 
they would be elsewhere...