My poor mum has spent decades telling me that it's
not nice to talk about people behind their backs,
and here I go again.  *sheepish grin*  Gomen, ix!

IMPORTANT NOTE...
Lest my evil reputation be stained in any way by
the thought that I might be doing something nice
for somebody, I need to point out that true evil
often erroneously appears to be "good" while it is
pursuing an ulterior motive.  In this case, my
simulated beneficence was merely an excuse to
extort a homemade custard pie out of ix.

Muahahahahahahahahah!!  <- extremely evil,
megalomaniacal, pie-craving laugh