And unlike SHOW ME threads, they 
don't make me happier or feel better nor do 
anything except make me feel like I missed 
something.

Far be it from me to wander too far off topic, 
but the last time I checked, this was a PUBLIC 
board about CELS, wherein questions pertaining to 
the acquisition, dispensation and ogling thereof 
were perfectly legitimate subjects for messages.

What this board is not (as we've tried to impress 
upon others who thought otherwse) is for any 
particular person's own kicks/enjoyment/soap box, 
what have you.