I won't even tell you the story about the dog in
my old neighborhood who used to chase cars, and
the owner who screamed at all the drivers for
getting too close to his precious dog.  :P  'Cause
whether the ending is happy or not depends all too
much on your outlook...

Geez, no, the dog didn't get run over -- stop
looking at me like that.

Anyway, here's an angry boy for ya, as evidenced
by the flying spittle.  *grin*