A few months ago you were very depressed and 
suicidal about a certain cel that I won, and you 
did not, involving (among other things) a 
squirrel.

An almost identical cel is now posted for sale in 
the exact same place as the cel from a few months 
ago, at a good price.

You (and I hope only you) know what I'm referring 
to.  Check it out...