Heee! well, you see, I have no life, so my cels
are very important to me. (Not really, but it
seemed a perfect response).
1) B. Kids and cats come first. (But check in my
closet. Cels come before clothes)
2) A. I'll walk to work. Might help me shed
some excess baggage.
3) A. Highly unrealistic scenario for me, as the
spousal unit keeps encouraging me to indulge my
obsession. (51 year old man with no concept of
saving for retirement, go figure). But if push
came to shove, after all the years of indulging
very expensive hobbies of HIS, he'd get the
ultimatum right back in the face.
4) A. Cels. My parents only paid for a teensy
bit of my college 25 years ago, of necessity, and
I wouldn't think of asking them to help with the
doctorate now. Besides--educational loans are a
good thing.
5) A. Friends? what are they? :-) Given that
most of mine are scattered around the country and
the globe, if I were lucky enough to be in the
same place at the same time I'd drag them to the
computer to demonstrate what fun my personal
folly is -- Unless we're, say, going out
somewhere, in which case the answer is B. I
throw my highest bid at the cel before I leave
and let the chips fall where they will.
6) A. The blank acetate idea is a good one.
(And while i was gathering it, I'd call the
police).
7) B. Being cold bites. Not being able to do
things on the computer bites even more. Not being
able to read after 8:30 p.m. is the pits.
Electricity is god, don't forget it.
8) B. I have many cels, but not that many other
dream things. If I'm that desperate for the cel
I'll try to commission a copy.
9) A. I sell a couple of my less-"needed" cels
in order to get the one I'm dying for. And cut
back on the spending thereafer.
10) B. This of course assumes I can stop laughing
at the notion of Jesus beginning a conversation
with "yo."
Funny how contradictory some of my answers are,
but their my neuroses and I'm sticking with them.
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