Heee!  well, you see, I have no life, so my cels 
are very important to me. (Not really, but it 
seemed a perfect response).

1) B.  Kids and cats come first. (But check in my 
closet. Cels come before clothes)

2) A.  I'll walk to work.  Might help me shed 
some excess baggage.

3) A.  Highly unrealistic scenario for me, as the 
spousal unit keeps encouraging me to indulge my 
obsession. (51 year old man with no concept of 
saving for retirement, go figure).  But if push 
came to shove, after all the years of indulging 
very expensive hobbies of HIS, he'd get the 
ultimatum right back in the face.

4) A.  Cels. My parents only paid for a teensy 
bit of my college 25 years ago, of necessity, and 
I wouldn't think of asking them to help with the 
doctorate now. Besides--educational loans are a 
good thing.

5) A.  Friends? what are they? :-)  Given that 
most of mine are scattered around the country and 
the globe, if I were lucky enough to be in the 
same place at the same time I'd drag them to the 
computer to demonstrate what fun my personal 
folly is -- Unless we're, say, going out 
somewhere, in which case the answer is B.  I 
throw my highest bid at the cel before I leave 
and let the chips fall where they will.

6) A.  The blank acetate idea is a good one.   
(And while i was gathering it, I'd call the 
police).

7) B.  Being cold bites. Not being able to do 
things on the computer bites even more. Not being 
able to read after 8:30 p.m. is the pits. 
Electricity is god, don't forget it.

8) B.  I have many cels, but not that many other 
dream things.  If I'm that desperate for the cel 
I'll try to commission a copy.

9) A.  I sell a couple of my less-"needed" cels 
in order to get the one I'm dying for.  And cut 
back on the spending thereafer.

10) B. This of course assumes I can stop laughing 
at the notion of Jesus beginning a conversation 
with "yo."  

Funny how contradictory some of my answers are, 
but their my neuroses and I'm sticking with them.

Fun!