OOOOHHHH!!!  Thank you so much, every one of 
you.  XD  I have had such a great laugh reading 
this thread, start to finish.  I know nothing 
about FY/ANC - not even sure I know what the 
second one IS - but most of the top ten I felt 
too!  That was great.

And, I firmly hold that laughing at yourself 
sometimes is one of the best medicines in the 
world.  ^_^