Call it boredom, call it nerve, call it whatever
you want, but sometimes I feel "shell-shocked"
sometimes reading so many "mundane and childish"
posts ^-^. So I came up with my own mundane and
childish post. One to simply annoy and bash the
rest of you "serious collectors" to no end. This
was written by mini-me or as I like to him
litte "e".
Please stop here if you are over-sensitive (I
really don't give a damn if you are---oops!) or
faint of heart..^-^
My "Top Ten reasons why I don't want to post
here", (Although in reality, I do all of the time)
1. I hate talk about AnC and FY cels, that tend
to be 70% percent of the topics here lately (Use
to be Dragonball, I collected those before too,
(~duh..that must have been a nuisance too!,
hopefully I still am ;) I crossed my fingers, and
couldn't stop grinning, when I heard a new forum
for those cel collectors was started..Now, I know
that God exists!!
2. I hate people who think that FY cels are the
greatest thing next to cappuccino. (was almost my
number one) That should ruffle a lot of feathers
(*tongue in cheek*)^-^
3.People using the word "drool" and "die for"
over and over and over again, simply make me want
to puke and "Go Postal".
4. I am a moron and I have nothing to say in real
life anyway. Never have, never will, so I became
an ignorant on the Forum and in one day ruined
my "good name" ^-^ by flaming a forum veteran
that everyone respects and adores..(uh-oh..Is
there anyone like that here?)
5. I never read about a cel that I like, because
frankly I can't read no way and I can't spell for
shit..So I just talk...well...shit! (That doesn't
make sense) @@<--See-what I mean?
6. Everyone ignores my posts except extreme Otaku
that sleep with his or her cels and action
figures with a pillow between their legs.
7. I wish Dave Letterman collected cels but he
doesn't, so I had to write a top ten, but it is
not as good Dave's, so I hate posting and should
quit while I'm giving..ah..ah hum..I MEAN while
I'm ahead.
8. People that post a "Great Cels for Sale" post
ten times per page and then have a bad link to
the sales page. Correct the link and the cels are
so bad they couldn't give them away.
9. I am afraid to post here syndrome because
there are people "following me" and they
will "attack me" if I spell something wrong or
ask a stupid question, without first warning them
that .."This is a stupid question post"title.
Which of course after reading it anyway that
indeed it only proved that it was, in fact, a
dumb-ass-backward-ass stupid moronic question
that no one else can answer or have a goddamn
opinion about, and of course, shouldn't have been
asked in the first goddamn place.
10. People posting a new gallery with one 5
dollar cel of the back of someones head and
asking you to comment on it.
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