Saliva? You must be kidding me! XD Who the heck 
has pea-green saliva, much less a *pint* of it 
just sitting in their mouths, waiting for a 
spitting occasion? I tell you, it's a sign that 
the kid is possessed. Next thing you know he's 
head's going to spin around and he'll insult your 
momma.

(Lizzard dunks court's head in a bucket of Van's 
"saliva" and runs away laughing)

PS. To anyone who doesn't know -- this is all in 
good fun. Court and I are friends.