-You're borke, and when a wishlist cel pops up 
you ask yourself, "How much is a pint of my blood 
worth on the open market?"

-You are sitting in front of a TV with no cable 
service, in a room lit by candles cause you 
haven't paid the power bill, eating SPAM and 
drinking RC cola cause you can't even afford Taco 
Bell...but you are STILL deleriously happy 
because your Dream cel arrived in the mail today!