Hi, I'm Gieve and it all started in 230 AD. I was just making my way through the Kingdom of Pulse, being as friendly to as many servant girls as possible (know what I mean ?!) when all of a sudden I find myself in a political situation that makes "War and Peace" look like a vicar's tea party. Seems Andragoras, the King, has been betrayed during a bloody battle against the Lusitanians by his own general Kharlan (an all-round evil mutha) and then captured by a sinister stranger in a silver mask. Meanwhile, his young son Prince Arislan, protected by his loyal servant Daryoon, has scarpered to find safety and support from the likes of the philosopher-cum-artist Narsus and Pharanghese - the sexy holy warrior of the Goddess Misra. And me... somehow. So who is the mysterious masked warlord? Do you really expect a common con artist like me to tell you straight ? |